Monday, January 1, 2001

Albert House Scores

Tossed Off The Balcony

Thing                Score
Coconut                 10  
Pumpkin                  7  
Camera                  10  
Dead Mouse               1  
Yogurt                  10       
Salt Shaker              9       
Garbage                  7       
Chunk of Frozen Peas    10       
Tuna                     0       
Egg                     10       
Rancid Tangerine         3       
Fetticcine Alfredo       0       
Barrow's Mushroom Shit  10       
Fish Head                0       
Corned Beef              0       
Alex's Urine             0
Bad 30cent Sausage       1 

Broken Off Face

Thing       Person  Score
Video Tape  Alex    100% 
Video Tape  Wood    a ton 
Ketchup     Alex    fucking messy 
Stale Loaf  Wood    sharp 
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